he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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