Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
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There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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