walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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