Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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