ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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