Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I FOUND THE LEGS
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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