are you still at the devil's house?
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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