Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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