people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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