i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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