I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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