idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
are you so shy because you have an std?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
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Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
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Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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