PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
you win again, gameday.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
It's not a walk of shame if you run
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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