Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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