i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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