I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
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