just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
