Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
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Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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