Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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