Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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