I CAN MOONWALK!
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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