Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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