Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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