i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
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at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
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I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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