Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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