No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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