everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
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