You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
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hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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