Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Randomize
