When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Enjoy the penises
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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