If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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