dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
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