I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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