Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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