Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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