He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
