whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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