Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
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well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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