google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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