I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
she peed on how many people?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
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