No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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