his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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