I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
This toilet bowl is my home.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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