"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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