i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
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I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
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No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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