people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
It's never too late to be topless.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
