You really coming over, don't trick.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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