Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Come back. Shots need mouths.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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