i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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