What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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