I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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