yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Randomize
