This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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