This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
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Oh Jesus.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
whose parrot is this?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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