If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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