hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
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The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
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He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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