8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
no, he came in my armpit
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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