If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
why is half of my head shaved?
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