2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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