Whod you bang
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
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If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
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It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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